Gearbox Shows Appreciation to the Man who Pre-Ordered Duke Nukem Forever 10 Years Ago

A user by the name of slash000 is a very patient man. Gearbox shows their appreciation to the fan with a ton of goodies.

In 2001 slash000 pre-ordered Duke Nukem Forever and held on to his receipt, and now 10 years later that pre-order has finally paid off. Below is a list of goodies that Gearbox have personally provided to the patient man who never stopped believe in Duke. Say what you will about the game, but this goodies are pretty fucking sweet.

• Duke Nukem Forever PC Balls of Steel Edition #10, Signed by the Development Team
• Duke Nukem Headshot, Signed by the Development Team
• Logitech G19 Keyboard with GamePanel LCD Screen (Supported by Duke Nukem Forever PC)
• Duke Nukem Forever Titty City Pint Glass
• Duke Nukem Forever Titty City Shot Glass
• Duke Nukem Forever First Access Club Shot Glass
• Duke Nukem Forever First Access Club Mouse Pad
• Duke Nukem Forever Belt Buckle
• Duke Nukem Forever “Steroids”
• Duke Nukem Forever Mini-Lithographs
• Duke Nukem Forever gamerART Aluminum Mouse Pad
• Duke Nukem Forever Hoody
• Duke Burger T-Shirt
• Hail to the King! T-Shirt
• Come Get Some T-Shirt
• Gearbox Swag Bag

Be jealous, be very jealous. I know I am.